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2010-03-11

Why Husbands Should Remain Silent ...



WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not !"

WIFE: "Why not ? Don't you like being married ?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry ?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would ?"
HUSBAND: ....... ??

WIFE: "Would you live in our house ?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed ?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep ?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car ?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers ?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry ?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would she wear my shoes ?"
HUSBAND: "No, her size is 7."

WIFE: -- silence -
HUSBAND: "Shit".




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