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2012-02-27

Cancer Killer - The soursop


Guyabano, The Soursop Fruit

The Soursop or the fruit from the graviola tree is a miraculous natural cancer cell killer 10,000 times stronger than Chemo.
Why are we not aware of this?
It's because some big corporation want to make back their money spent on years of research by
trying to make a synthetic version of it for sale.

So, since you know it now you can help a friend in need by letting him know or just drink some sour sop juice yourself as prevention from time to time.
The taste is not bad after all. It’s completely natural and definitely has no side effects.
If you have the space, plant one in your garden.
The other parts of the tree are also useful.

The next time you have a fruit juice, ask for a sour sop.



2012-02-22

Pets In Action


HELP!!! Someone dial 911, I'm being mauled by a troll!'

I swear a Big Doberman busted in and just tore the place up....


2012-02-14

Python Eats Kangaroo





Relation between two eyes Vs Woman


1. They blink together.
2. They move together.
3. They cry together.
4. They see things together.
5. They sleep together.
6. They never see each other..........

However, when they see a woman, one will blink and another will not.

2012-02-13

Father and Son


An 80 year old man was sitting on the sofa in his house along with his 45 years old highly educated son. Suddenly a crow perched on their window.

The Father asked his Son, What is this?
The Son replied It is a crow

After a few minutes, the Father asked his Son the 2nd time,

What is this?
The Son said Father, I have just now told you It’s a crow.

After a little while, the old Father again asked his Son the 3rd time,

What is this?
At this time some ex-pression of irritation was felt in the Sons tone when he said to his Father with a rebuff. It’s a crow, a crow.

A little after, the Father again asked his Son the 4th time,

Broccoli Casserole


A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice,

 'Skippy!’

The woman thought, 'This is great!' and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longerrrrrrip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled,

 'Dammit Skippy!'

Once again the woman smiled and thought 'Yes!' A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,

'Dammit Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!'

2012-02-12

Snake in Love




FRIENDS


We make so many FRIENDS,
Some become Dearest,
Some become Special,
Fell in LOVE with someone,
Some go abroad,
Some change their cities,
Some left Us,
We left Some,
Some are in contact,
Some are not in contact,
Some don't contact because of their EGO,
We don't contact some because of OUR EGO,
Whatever they were,
We still REMEMBER,
LOVE, MISS, CARE for THEM,

2012-02-11

Why Wedding Ring & Fourth Finger


Why wedding ring should be put on the fourth finger??

Thumb represents parents
Second finger represents brothers & sisters
Center finger represents own self
Fourth finger represents your partner
Last finger represents your children

Really interesting Why wedding ring should be put on the fourth finger??

Please read the following, you may not believe that really god made this a miracle (this is from a Chinese excerpt) but still interesting!

Miracle Story of Duck



A True Duck Story from San Antonio, Texas
Something really cute happened in downtown San Antonio this week. Michael R. is an accounting clerk at Frost Bank and works there in a second story office. Several weeks ago, he watched a mother duck choose the concrete awning outside his window as the unlikely place to build a nest above the sidewalk. The mallard laid ten eggs in a nest in the corner of the planter that is perched over 10 feet in the air. She dutifully kept the eggs warm for weeks, and Monday afternoon all of her ten ducklings hatched.

2012-02-08

Snake Massage


An Israeli health and beauty spa is offering a creepy new service for its customers - Snake Massage. For just $80 you can have large slithering reptiles such as California and Florida king snakes, corn snakes and milk snakes, wriggle down your back and up your spine and across your face. If you don’t freak out, it can be soothing experience, as the spa owner Ada Barak will tell you. 
Barak figured out several years ago that heavy king and corn snakes produce a relaxing kneading sensation. She says that once people get over any initial misgivings, they find physical contact with the snakes to be stress     relieving. 
"Some people said that holding the snakes made them feel better, relaxed," she said "One old lady said it was soothing, like a cold compress."

The size of the snakes depends on the type of massage - the larger ones are said to alleviate deeper muscle tensions and the smaller ones create a 'fluttering' effect. All are the snakes used are non-venomous.

Oh! What a relief.




2012-02-07

HUSBANDS FOR SALE !


A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. 

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! 

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch.... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! 

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. 


On the first floor the sign on the door reads: 
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. 

Baby Bat




2012-02-06

Sigmund Freud's Priorities


Sigmund Freud's Priorities 


Five things are happening in your house at the same time. In which sequence would you solve them? 
 
1. The telephone is ringing! 
2. The baby is crying! 
3. Someone's knocking or calling you from the front door! 
4. You hung the clothes out to dry and it is beginning to rain! 
5. You left the tap on in the kitchen and the water is already overflowing! 

In which sequence would you solve these problems? Write the sequence and check below how your decisions were made.
BUT BE HONEST, THE FINDINGS ARE EXCITING. First write YOUR sequence from 1 to 5 then scroll below and read after! 

One of Most Expensive Weddings





A Wedding in ShanXi

Capitalist side of China

Just when you've seen it all....

Traditionally a very poor region of China until the discovery of vast coal deposits.

Have a look at a wedding involving one of the coal boss' family.

OMG !!!




A Ferrari here can only be the escort car!


2012-02-04

Eating Elephant Meet





Let's see what happens to a dead elephant when its body is found by people in Zimbabwe.

Baby Got Pregnant


One year old child found Pregnant in Saudi Arabia. Doctors say its a unique case for this World!!!
Medical Science Report says: When the mother of this chid was pregnant, she had 2 foetuses inside her, but one of the foetus grew inside the other, this is why this girl was born with the other foetus inside her womb. Any way doesn't this prove that Allah (swt) is the only MIGHTY POWER who says 'Kun Faya Kun' (So be it) and it really happens !!!!!!!!