At a Senior Citizen's
luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation
and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were
widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day. The gentleman
picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat
and started out on their adventure.
They were riding down the river when there
was a fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady,
'Do you want to go up or down?'
All of a sudden the lady stripped off
her shirt
and pants and made mad passionate love to the man right
there in the boat !
When they finished, the man couldn't believe
what had just
happened, but he had just experienced the best sex that he'd had in
years.
They fished for a while
and
continued on down the river, when soon they came upon another fork in
the river.
He again asked the lady
, 'Up or down ?'
There she went again,
stripped off her clothes,
and made wild passionate love to him again.
This really impressed the elderly
gentleman, so he asked her to go fishing again the next day.
She said yes and there they were the
next day,
riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in river,
and the elderly gentleman asked, 'Up or down ?'
The woman replied, 'Down.'
A little puzzled and disappointed,
the gentleman guided the boat down the river when he came upon another
fork in the river and he asked the lady,'Up or down ?'
She replied, 'Up.'
This really confused the gentleman so
he asked,
'What's the deal?
Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to go up or down you
made mad passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!'
She replied, 'Well, yesterday I wasn't
wearing
my hearing aid and I thought the choices were
fuck or
drown'
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