NO. 1 
A
 man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the 
wife's nipples while she was asleep.  The next day, their driver died of
 poisoning. 
NO.2 
A
 man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. 
His son asked Dad why?  He answered so that when I am dead, no one will 
sleep with your mum. 
NO.3 
A
 lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of 
the husband. Maid said sir you are my witness you know I never wear 
panties.
 
 
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