A woman goes to her boyfriend's
parents' house for Christmas dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the
family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness
and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.
Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a
dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before
she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at
the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather
stern voice,
'Skippy!’
The woman thought, 'This is
great!' and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she
was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She
let a much louder and longerrrrrrip. The father again looked at the dog and
yelled,
'Dammit Skippy!'
Once again the woman smiled and
thought 'Yes!' A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time
she didn't even think about it. She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle
blowing. Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,
'Dammit
Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!'
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